Only in Vent do you learn the truth.

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Found this over at the Blizzard comics contest page. Reminds me of a raid instance, when I first spoke into the mic. I suppose it was I was always complaining about waking the kids, or having to deal with one barfing on the carpet in the middle of the raid. Due to the configuration of our house, I seldom, if ever spoke in vent. One day, kids were out I first spoke, someone said "who is this?". "It's ME, Elk!". "Oh, I thought you were a woman".

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